"from the cunt to the head is/ a Mobius strip/ that connects us to death" --Eleni Sikelianos, excerpted from "Notes Toward the Township of Cause of Trouble (Venus Cabinet Revealed)"
Today, the brown rabbits got a hit from someone using the Halliburton server out of Houston. Guess what he/she was searching? Yep... it was "2 Girls, 1 Cup." At work. At Halliburton.
That's our tax dollars at work, friends.
Doubtlessly, this querent was disappointed to find only my little old rant about Damon Packard.
A couple of my friends have begun to request this salad I make from time to time. This is another thing that I kind of make up as I go, but it seems to be gaining a following, so I'll post the recipe for that, too. It was originally inspired by a salad in Deborah Madison's book Local Flavor. I love that book and pretty much all of Madison's recipes but this salad no longer bears much resemblance to its point of inspiration.
The Southwest-ish Salad
2 bags prewashed Spring mix or baby lettuce mix 2 avocados 1 yellow bell pepper 3/4 jicama
The dressing:
4 tbsp extra virgin olive oil juice of 1 lime (2 if it's a dry lime-- you're just trying to get a 2:1 proportion between olive oil and lime juice) 1 minced shallot 3 tbsp chopped fresh cilantro 3 tbsp chopped fresh mint 1 tbsp ground cumin 1 1/2 tsp chili powder 1/2 tsp cayenne (there's your cayenne fix, Mom!) 1/2 tsp salt
Whisk dressing ingredients together and toss with lettuce and chopped vegetables.
KITCHEN SINK UPDATE: $306 later, a plumber tells me he'll let me know when he finds a goat in my pipes. I wonder what percentage of that $306 goes to cover the comedy.