Showing posts with label Ann Coulter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ann Coulter. Show all posts

Sunday, March 4, 2007

This just in

I just took an online poll. The results are as follows:

Do you have a positive or negative impression of Ann Coulter?

Negative: 58%
Postive: 31%
Neutral: 11%



In all seriousness? 31 percent of folks who took the online poll do not recognize the fact that the devil isn't too many branches up on Miss Coulter's family tree. And 11% have doubts about it! And that is some seriously sordid DNA. This is massively insane. Perhaps I'll start going around calling people who disagree with me "faggots." Let's just see how many hearts I can win! Oh, wait, I need some big blonde split ends to flip emphatically about... dammit all. So much for that plan.